yesterday i was at tao lin's apartment. we were "hanging out."
he made me iron his socks. when i was done he said that i was not good enough and threw a sock at me. when i tried to remove the sock he motioned with his finger to stop and grunted a scary sound.
he then instructed me to go to the store and buy him kombucha with the sock on my head, just as it landed. for punishment.
i am not a tao lin intern, nor was i ever one, nor will i ever be one, someone please tell him to stop making me make him coffee and charge his cell phone
Sunday, March 16, 2008
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The Definition of integrity
is
adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty
i love tao lin. if you dont like tao lin, i dont like you. i am not tao lin. i am i dont know what i am but you are afraid of me and so am i. i am the original mystic man. ooh yeah
ahahhaah!OMFG wait tao lin as in the writer!?
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